Fart Alert 50% OFF

Fart Alert 50% OFF

It's a blast at 50% OFF!

It is 6" tall and 3 1/2" wide. It looks like an orange & white barricade sign. It is made of plastic with a bigger than normal warning light that flashes. It is motion activated with 8 different phrases that have horns, sirens, or fart noises in the phrases. Plus, it is very LOUD! Uses 2AA batteries included.

The Phrases are:

Fart with possible follow through in area... Stay away!

Accident ahead! Damaged underwear! Please detour immediately!

(Horns) Ass blast measuring 8.5 on the rector scale!

(Horn) Fart flavored air in room evacuate immediately! (Fart & gasp)

(Multiple fart sounds) Sphincter song being played! Disburse the crowd! Call in the paramedics!

Exploding ass in the room, run for your lives!

(Sirens) Warning! Ass volcano erupting violently! Move to safer ground!

(Fart & Horns) Fart detected! Maintain safe distance! Repeat, fart detected!

Warning dangerous gasses omitted...keep clear! (Fart, fart)

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